Your face looks like a toad's backside.
Your toes are as bumpy as a terrible Jeep ride.
I can smell you from a mile away.
I can't believe you are someone's bae.
The way you look makes me cringe.
Your voice sounds like a broken door hinge.
I live next to a farm and all I can say.
You look like the cow I see everyday.
Bigfoots legs don't compare to yours.
Your hair is as greasy as K's many floors.
Even a dog could outsmart you.
Your brain's just a collection of poo.
Even though I am your schoolmate.
I wish I could put your face on a hot plate.
In the end all I can say
You should cut down on the buffet