Your face looks like a toad's backside.
Your toes are as bumpy as a terrible Jeep ride.
I can smell you from a mile away.
I can't believe you are someone's bae.
The way you look makes me cringe.
Your voice sounds like a broken door hinge.
I live next to a farm and all I can say.
You look like the cow I see everyday.
Bigfoots legs don't compare to yours.
Your hair is as greasy as K's many floors.
Even a dog could outsmart you.
Your brain's just a collection of poo.
Even though I am your schoolmate.
I wish I could put your face on a hot plate.
In the end all I can say
You should cut down on the buffet
Cody Garrett, your buffet insult was fire.
ReplyDeleteYour rhymes were great.
It would be something to aspire,
If you'd say more about their weight.